I waited and waited and THEN.....

You know, I wasn't going to write in here today. I have been kind of "busy".



Need I say more?

But then I started "thinking" about stuff and my head started getting fuller and fuller and I was afraid I'd explode but not in that good kind of exploding way....

So here I am.

And now...I'm struggling with what to tell you about first. It all seems kind of lame now that I'm sitting here.

It's gotten colder, which is something I like. But I found out this morning that when they fixed my air conditioner this past summer, they forgot to hook up my heater. I now have plenty of cold air, but no heat.
Nada...
I still had to turn on the defroster but it blew cold air. My nipples were so hard, I pressed them into the steering wheel to steer and it left my hands free to talk on the phone and drink coffee...oh yeah...and flip off the guy who honked at me because I didn't leave the stop light fast enough for him.
It's not a race every time the light turns green asshole! Fucking speed racer...

You know how babies will rub their finger up and down over their lips while humming and it will make that WWBBBUUUWWWBBBB sound?
Well I was minding my own damn business, driving with my nipples and doing that very same lip WWBBBUUUWWWBBBB thing and this Japanese guy passed me in the fast lane. He watched me and seemed fascinated. I sped up, he sped up. He just watched me. I looked over at him, still WWWBBUUWWBBBing.Then he flipped me off.
WTF?
Is WWWBBBUUUWWWBBBing considered obscene in Japan?
Well you're in the "U.S of A" now buddy...I thought it was extremely rude of him and very inconsiderate. I felt like my freedom to do enjoyable things in my car were infringed upon. Plus I was inconvenienced because I had to speed up and follow him until I could flip him off...(I used BOTH hands too...so there).

I almost hate driving sometimes, you know?

My cell phone is ringing off the hook and it's making me crazy. I almost stuck it in the dog's dish this morning with a can of dog food, but then I reconsidered. I really do like the convenience of having a cell phone. There are plenty of times I feel like it's very important to be able to walk through the house and do important stuff like poop and chase the cat so it doesn't hack up a hairball on the carpet. And if you're talking to a particularly long winded person, you can even do both of those things and still be able to get into your car and go get a cheeseburger.

Modern living...gotta love it.

Well that's it. Short and sweet cause I still have some more stuff to investigate. You don't think I would pay shipping on just one item,do you?

And this picture explains my mood for the day...heh...



And with that in mind...I'm outta here!!!

Drive safe people!!!