And when Man Baby says jump...I bash him in the head with the nearest object...

Mr.Man is home sick today.
And yes...I'm being an unsympathetic bitch.



It's the goddamn whining. I can't stand it. I can handle rubbing his head for HOURS and then giving him a back rub even though my arms are falling off but I can not tolerate his whining.
I am more than happy to whip up my famous home made chicken soup so he'll feel better...



But I can't stand the whining.
Hell I even threw a blanket in the dryer and warmed it up, brought him ice cold water, his medicine and turned the channel fifty times because he said he couldn't find the remote.

Have I not been attentive enough?
STOP YOUR WHINING!!!!!

That really pisses me off.

Speaking of pissing...don't you find this picture to be strange?



Yep...these old girlies are pissing and keeping the ball up in the air. I can't imagine anyone finding that entertaining but hey...they didn't have television so what else was there?

The crazy stuff a person can come across when they're looking for stuff huh?

Little Beatle had to turn in his Science Fair project today. He did experiments on three different brands of glue...Gorilla glue, Super Glue and Tacky glue. Now why in the hell Mr.Man thought that Tacky glue could compare with the other two is beyond me, but he chose the glues and brought them home to the boy so I stayed out of the whole thing. The most that I did is proof read his abstract and report. The rest of it was all him and Mr.Man.
I'm hoping that he'll get a passing grade on it. In fact, from what I saw of his project I don't think that an A would be out of the question. Little Beatle can apply himself when he's not busy running his fingers through his long hair or socializing with the women. He's quite a little ladies man in fact.
Veggie Sticks music director says he reminds her of Leif Garrett...



You know...the hair is right on the mark...and I suppose a lot of the looks too. Damn his hair and good looks! Those girls need to leave my baby alone!It completely fucks up his academics. I hate it. He's so smart. If he'd only apply himself he could be a straight A student too. Same goes for Veggie Stick. She needs to apply herself as well. Instead she's beating the boys off with a stick. She told me the other night that she likes being single. She said she gets way more attention and lots more help with homework than when she had a boyfriend.

So where's the straight A's little girl?

As you all know, today is Elderly Hell day. I actually had to go to Kroger's this morning too. Of course I went over there about 7:30 and guess what? Not one single Elderly Hellion in sight. I was amazed and grateful. Then I realized that today is the first day of the month. Apparently they had to wait at home until they got their checks and then had to go to the bank, so IXNAY on the ANKBAY...got it? Well...maybe after 2 it would be safe...who knows? Anyhow, I went to Kroger's...got my loot and skeedaddled out of there as quickly as I could. I was planning to buy some Jello, on account that I'm a fan of it and all, but I forgot and now I'll have to wait until my next trip to the store.

Does anyone else go through five gallons of milk a week or is it just me? Forget about a new car...buy me one of these instead!



Milk will be the word of the day. I will actually scream and jump up and down every time I have to tell the kids to put the milk back in the fridge. They are TERRIBLE about leaving it out. I come down stairs one morning to find over half a gallon spoiled because someone had left it out. I almost had a conniption fit and fell in it. That's when bed time began an hour earlier so I could check and make sure their stupid asses hadn't left things out.

I know I've taught my kids to be more responsible and I've tried...how I've tried...to teach them to be considerate and a good citizen, but some days they make me want to get violent. Those are the days I will rant and carry on about them. It makes them sound like they have no redeeming qualities, but that's not true. I have only to invite some of their friends over to my house to see that I am, in fact, quite lucky to have the kids I've got. No...they are still in SERIOUS need of improvement but compared to a lot of the kids I know, they're not so bad. I'd have to say that out of the kids my kids hang out with the Brotherton bunch is probably a shining example of goodness. I LOVE those kids...I really do. My kids will never achieve the Brotherton standards...but they can have something to strive toward I guess....

And with that said, here is my mood for today...



It seems as though everything in my life is out of my control lately. So today I have resigned myself to just letting it go and dealing with it as it arrives. I won't get into it today but somehow, sometime when I wasn't paying attention, everything in my life changed. My friends are distant...Mr.Man is distant...the kids are wrapped up in their own lives..
To sum it all up I feel like I'm on the outside looking in.

What can I do about it?

How about try to keep my sense of humor. It's taken me through a lot...I'm thinking it's a good thing to hang on to no matter what life throws at me.

See ya tomorrow...