Monday, March 31, 2008

Weirdo Magnet

Apparently I am going to have to watch my comments. Someone posted what seemed to be an entire blog in my comment section and it had NOTHING to do with what I'd written. In fact, it was my post about surveys...I think I called it the king of the ding-a-ling....
All I know is that they ranted about everything from morality to the administration to a few other racist remarks that I don't want on my blog and it had absolutely nothing to do with my post.

So I deleted it.

If they want to post their opinion about something then they need to get their own blog.

I attract a lot of strange people and a lot of angst.

Must be my warrior appearance...



I'll admit it. I look like a good person to pick a fight with. I have that, "Please fucking abuse me" look about me.

So this weekend was a combination of this...



and this....



(minus the facial hair)...

Let's put it this way....I didn't have any desire to do anything. In fact, I wasn't even interested in this...



Or this....



Instead I felt kind of like doing a lot of this...



And this...



What a weekend to remember...whoo...

Anyway, I've turned the ringer off on my phone and I'm planning to do this today.



Why not? I think I'm just going to give in today and sleep it off. When life hands you lemons, squirt them in your eyes, have a good cry and then sleep it off. Cause you can be damn sure trying to make lemonade with them will only result in someone bitching about how it tastes. As for the whole stuffing your shirt with lemons to make your tatas bigger...well that will only result in someone getting jealous and bitching about it and being petty. If you throw lemons at someone, that'll probably get your ass kicked.

Today's wisdom is this...

"WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS SQUIRT THE BITCHERS IN THE EYES AND RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!"

Fuck lemons and all the bitchers...they can suck it.

10 comments:

  1. Well I guess you do attract the weirdo's cause I'm here. Have a nice Monday nap I wish I could.

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  2. I got the SAME spam. Read my blog-vent about it this AM. LOL.

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  3. We're all getting spammed, or so it would appear. Some folks don't have the sense to get their own blogs...and if they did, who would read it anyhow? ;)

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  4. Mmmm. You look very nice in that picture. My, my. Oh, and I got that spam too. I can't imagine writing that much about such a boring topic.

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  5. There's this guy who goes around belssing us all with his 'manifesto'. I just deleted it, and he even sent a second one which I deleted and then deleted the blog post, but have not been bothered again. It is a shame to have to put on comment moderation.

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  6. Weeeelll....I LOVE your blog, I find you VERY funny (via Trish at coofee house), and I love your photos...where-ever do you find all those cool pics...and I love the way you write.

    So well... maybe that is a strawberyy to add to all those lemons...

    Strawberry Lemonade??

    :-)

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  7. Apparently, I suck because I did not get the "manifesto".

    But the good news is, I have been getting all sorts of other spam-like comments which I promptly delete. What can you do...

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  8. Yep, I am in agreement you atract the weirdos.

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  9. I got those on at least 4 posts this week, and some in Chinese too.
    I just delete them.

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  10. I love the farmer with the chicken picture. I think I'll make a copy and frame it. . . and put it up in the barn.

    I wouldn't say you look like someone to pick a fight with. I don't think you have a "please fucking abuse me" look either. . . more like a "please fu. . . " oh, never mind.

    I was thinking about leaving a very long comment full of pornographic references and obscene proposals, but hey, compared to racist and moralist comments, I'm sure you'd have been bored.

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