Hormone wars....

I'm having a rough time of it lately. I know I need to suck it up and deal with it but it's been difficult. My usual methods of coping, sex and alcohol, have been scarce and the time to do either has been even scarcer.
This morning while driving the teens to school I broke down and bawled my head off. Well...I didn't actually cry out loud, but I did let the water works fly and by the time I got home the front of my shirt looked like it belonged to a teething baby.



I felt so very attractive...
The testosterone in the car was overpowering because we all know that boys and men don't deal well with crying females and the boys were puffing themselves up and scratching themselves raw to compensate for the non-masculine demonstration I put on.

It was embarrassing to say the least.

I managed to recover my senses when I was cut off by some old man with a hat pulled down over his eyes.

WTF?

It's Elderly Hell Day and he was out kind of early for that. They normally don't come creeping out until after 8:30, when the doctor's office opens and city hall begins taking payments for municipal fees.

I'm trapped here until well after lunch and then THEY seem to weed out or something. I think it's soap operas that get them home or the need for a nap. I normally venture out around 2-3 in the afternoon if I need something. There's less pain involved.

Speaking of pain...I'm breaking out on my face. It's not painful as in actually being painful, it's just painful to watch. I mean, what the hell? I'm going to be 42 years old in two months. I shouldn't be breaking out! That's shitty damn it!!!
The only explanation I can come up with it that my hormones are battling for dominance.



My female hormones are making me weep, bitch, bloat, eat, shop, pee more often and get the urge to clean and give advice no one wants.
My male hormones are making me burp, fart, drink, growl,want sex constantly, break out like a teen-aged adolescent boy, drive aggressively and get urges to kick people's asses.

Goddamn it, can't the hormones just leave me alone? I could just be sexless couldn't I? It's worked for other people...



Today's word will be...piss. I think I'll make it the word of the day just because I'm planning to leave everything undone and watch Shawn of the Dead while eating a container of peanut butter and a bag of chocolate chips. I may scratch myself and be aggressive toward the cats as well, but only the hormones really know for sure.
ANYWAY...I know that the phrase "piss off" is in that movie at least a couple of times and I shall be flailing wildly, clapping my hands and spewing peanut butter and chocolate while yelling.

It will be pretty I'm sure.Just like I'm sure I was pretty this morning after crying for an hour....



Meh...what does it matter? I'm a fucking princess....LOL

I downloaded Alice In Chains and Porno For Pyros yesterday for my IPOD. That's probably the male hormone in me coming out, but oh well. I'm planning to bake cookies today to make up for it.

With that said...here is my mood...



My hormones want blood I'm telling ya...they're going to make me hurt someone...

Come visit me in prison.