Saturday, December 29, 2007

The BEER song!!!!

WARNING! This blog is not politically correct and can be offensive!

Heh...

In honor of the booth I will be working in tonight at the Civic Center, I will be making a Beer song.

Ahem....*clears throat*

BEER! BEER! BEER!!!
I LOVE TO DRINK MY BEER!
A SWIG OR TWO OR THREE OR TWENTY
IT WON'T BE ENOUGH OR IT MIGHT BE PLENTY!
BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!

BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!
I NEED A LOT OF BEER!
HEINEKEN,BUDWEISER OR U.F.O...
SAM ADAMS,CORONA,STRONG OR MELLOW...
BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!

BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!
I ENJOY MY BEER!
OUT OF THE BOTTLE OR OUT OF A MUG!
I DRINK IT AND GIVE EVERYONE A HUG!
BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!

BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!
I HAVE FUN WITH BEER!
IT MAKES ME LAUGH, IT MAKES ME GLAD!
IT MAKES ME NAKED AND THAT CAN BE BAD!
BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!


Ummm...I PROMISE I will not drink any beer while I'm working in the beer booth. I swear I won't. This is serious business. I have an opportunity to make some cash to help fund Veggie Stick's extra-curricular activity and I'm not going to blow it.

BUT...WHEN I GET HOME!!!!

BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!
I PLAN TO DRINK SOME BEER!
I'LL RUN NAKED THROUGH MY YARD!
YELLING AND SCREAMING LIKE A BIG RETARD!
BEER! BEER! BEER!!!!

Did I mention that my neighbors are selling their house? They really are. I don't think beer has anything to do with it though...do you think it might be the nudity?
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11 comments:

  1. Warped Mind of RonDecember 29, 2007 at 9:42 AM

    I would see no reason to sell a house based on your nudity. That would make no sense.

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  2. kenjuDecember 29, 2007 at 4:21 PM

    How apropos....I am drinking a Yuengling as we speak (so to speak). Of course, I had a margarita earlier, so I can hardly type! What's going on at the Civic Center?

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  3. Wyldth1ngDecember 29, 2007 at 6:01 PM

    Beer hold my heart.

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  4. Blonde GoddessDecember 29, 2007 at 6:31 PM

    WVU basketball at Oklahoma.

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  5. Stew MagooDecember 29, 2007 at 7:18 PM

    hehe, there was once a wise old drunk who I'll call Art Pappas (mostly because that was his name) who coined the phrase "You kids like your beer, I like booze".

    So we wrote a song:

    You kids like your beer I like booze
    You kids like your beer I like booze
    A tall glass with ice
    Old Crow would be nice
    You kids like your beer I like booze

    There's more but I'll have to threaten my brain with a q-tip to get it out.

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  6. brendalove@gmail.comDecember 29, 2007 at 9:29 PM

    You should send that song to Jeff at the WVSR. I could see that becoming his theme song.

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  7. DaveDecember 30, 2007 at 6:57 AM

    Why is it that my neighbors never run naked through the yard?

    Oh wait, most of my neighbors are pretty old and flabby. Just as well I suppose.

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  8. Blonde GoddessDecember 30, 2007 at 7:07 AM

    You know Brenda, I can picture Jeff running and screaming like a big retard after drinking lots and lots of beer.

    I'll send him the song and tell him it was your idea. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it.

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  9. No Celery PleaseDecember 30, 2007 at 2:43 PM

    I never have liked beer. I tried my best as a tee to get the hang of it. Never could stand the taste.

    Wine either. Yucky.

    Give me a nice smooth vodka any day. Me likely the girly drinks.

    Oh - but Smirnoff ice green apple - I'll drink those. They are beer-like, right?

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  10. Paul is a HermitDecember 30, 2007 at 7:27 PM

    Offensive? Ha! That's as clear as anyone could be about something. Clarity is good.

    How much is the neighbor's house?
    ;)

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  11. tiffDecember 31, 2007 at 8:59 AM

    Eh - you keep da beers. I'll take the bourbon and meet you out back. ;) Whee!!

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