Houston...we have lift off...

The Meat Rocket got launched and now I'm back down to earth.

Ain't love grand?



I won't go into any gruesome details but let's just say that it was a nice, freaky experience and leave it at that...



I don't really have time to write anything and I'm sure all weekend my head will feel like it's exploding, but I wanted to at least let everyone know that nothing bad happened yesterday and it was all good.

I figured some people might think I ended up in jail or something...



"Blonde Goddess gone bad."

Hey...I bet it would be a best seller.

I will be on the road shortly and whoop-de-fucking-do it should be a wonderfuleeicious weekend. I'm making up my own words but what of it? In fact, wonderfuleeicious will be the word of the day. I plan to use it every time I plant my ass on a cold rest area toilet seat.

I've packed my clothes but I still need to pick up a few other items to make the trip more bearable...



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Please don't ask about the above items unless you are truly prepared to know what I will use them for....

My mood for today is this...



My phone won't stop ringing and it's making me a little bit annoyed. I finally turned the stupid thing off and I'm sure when I go to check it, there will be an assload of voicemails about asinine things that I don't need to deal with today.

I'll be back Monday...unless I end up getting left on the side of the road again. I hate when that happens...