"V" Day!

Should Valentines Day really be called Valentine's Day anymore?
I personally think it should be called something else, depending on the circumstance...

I planned a trip into outer space this morning.I got ready, packed my fucking bags, dressed appropriately and waited for the scheduled lift off.There was one teensy-weensy problem though...
There was a malfunction with the launch pad.
The Meat Rocket failed to lift off because the goddamn launch pad was "tired".

I'LL SHOW YOU TIRED!!!!

*WHIPS BREASTS WILDLY AT MR.MAN'S HEAD*



WHAPPITY SLAP! WHAPPITY SLAP!

I HOPE MR.MAN GETS A FREAKIN CONCUSSSION!!!

For me...my Valentine's Day was going to be "Vagina Day". Mr.Man had been promised me that today there would be some special time set aside for worshiping my vagina.I fully expected Mr.Man to sing it's praises AND offer it a meat sacrifice...



Yeah..RIGHT!

Today should have been Viagra Day for Mr.Man.Even if he was too tired, I bet he'd get un-tired pretty damn fast if he had a boner that could drill through a concrete slab!



Then he'd have been interested....grrrrr....

I'm SLIGHTLY annoyed right now...

I know I'm a sex maniac. In fact I'm a sex maniac who wants my way! So does that make me a nympho brat?
Whatever...I don't care. I'm aggravated and it's made me bitchy.
That's why I think today should be a Valium Day.



The only problem is that I can't get my hot little hands on any Valium so what the hell good would that be?

I'm going to have to settle for "Vodka Day" and later on in the evening I'll amend the name to "Vibrator Day."
Yeah...I can hear my female hormone applauding that decision right now.



I gotta go. I'm gearing up for another bout of titty whippings for the man...who knows? It might fuel his rocket instead of give him whiplash...I'm trying. Can't blame a nypho brat for trying now, can you?

Happy "V" Day...whatever it is for you...

I'll return tomorrow...with gory details?

Hmmm....