Thursday, June 25, 2009

Swedeville...vacationland of the Goddess...

I'll be on vacation for the next two weeks.
Unfortunately the internet service where I'm going is practically non-existent so there will be no updates.
Please use this time to do other things, like bathe and clean out the lint in your belly button.
If you absolutely have to have a Blonde Goddess fix, go into the archives and find something fun to make you laugh.

I will miss you when I'm gone and when I'm REALLY drunk and crawling around in the back yard of my grandmother's house, I'll think fondly of you all...

LOVES!!!!
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26 comments:

  1. The DishJune 25, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Have fun! Bring back good stories about the fambly!

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  2. Warped Mind of RonJune 25, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Have a great vacation!

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  3. otinJune 25, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    Have fun, within the limits of law and nature LMAO!

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  4. Southern SageJune 25, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    Send boobie pics!

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  5. kenjuJune 25, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    I hope you have great fun and enjoy seeing all your relatives. Come back with some good stories for us, okay?

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  6. Evil Twin's WifeJune 25, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Don't forget to pack those safety pins! Have fun!

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  7. AlicesonJune 25, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    Wow, 2 Weeks? I need to re-negotiate my vacation days...

    Have a great time away, we'll hold blogland down while you're gone.

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  8. Malicious IntentJune 25, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    This is so wrong that you go on vacation and we got celebrities dropping like flies. And where are you? Not here, that is where.
    You are soooo in trouble. I am going to go twitter you till you bleed!

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  9. Dave To YouJune 25, 2009 at 6:14 PM

    Flannel jammies in the suitcase? Relax and enjoy yourself.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgllGNvvmfE

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  10. Malach the MercilessJune 25, 2009 at 7:50 PM

    I see, heading to Michael Jacksons Funeral?

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  11. JerrodJune 25, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    come back rested and with stories that you are dying to blog about yet not sure if you should.

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  12. moooooog35June 26, 2009 at 5:43 AM

    ..if you plan on visiting me here, give me a head's up.

    I'll need to warn the neighbors.

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  13. EfenJune 26, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    Besides having a good time....I'm w/ Southern Sage ;)

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  14. beaverbooshJune 26, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    Hei, ha en god ferie! Er du skandanvisk?

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  15. JohnJune 26, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    Have a great vacation! You deserve it! Will be watching for your next post, when you return!

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  16. Pwn StarJune 27, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    I've bathed. I've cleaned out the lint in my belly button.

    Now what?

    :o(

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  17. MikeJune 28, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    Did you say you'd think about fondling me?

    Sweet!

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  18. themomJune 30, 2009 at 6:11 AM

    You will be typing till your fingers bleed upon your return. We will miss ya, so make the homecoming post a great one - we are such nibshits.

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  19. InannaJuly 1, 2009 at 5:32 AM

    Hope you're having a great time!!!

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  20. BuzzardbillyJuly 6, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Oh, I can't wait to hear the tales of return to the Motherland with its booze rivers and family tales galore. Just wanted to mention too that I tried to buy something for you on the trip to PA, but the bastards wouldn't sell it to me. It was nailed to the wall, and my suggestions of using a claw hammer to make some bux fell on deaf ears.

    It was one of those old timey looking metal signs with a 50s style housewife's picture. It said: "I've childproofed my house, yet they keep finding a way back in."

    Have a great vaca!

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  21. Speedcat HollydaleJuly 9, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    ....... was that you in MY back yard too?

    Ha haaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!

    Hello from Hollydale :-)

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  22. BuzzardbillyJuly 14, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    When you get back, there's an invite to have a fun meet-up at a real live Unknown Hinson show in Huntington. I'm wearing bouffant hair and the tackiest outfit Goodwill will let me find. Dressing up like that is optional, but it would make it so much more fun. The show's on July 24th and the details are on my blog from this past Sunday called "It's an invite, but it's so much more..."

    Consider yourself warned even if you're vacationing where you can't read the warning.

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  23. Becky..AMHWJuly 14, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    I made a scarf out of my lint. It's fabulous.

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  24. JohnJuly 14, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    Seems like you've been gone forever...looking forward to your return!

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  25. BuzzardbillyJuly 19, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Hey, hasn't more than two weeks passed? I'm going through withdrawal here. Here's to hoping you get to come back soon!

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  26. Waltsense.comJuly 19, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    Darn - first time here as we have similar friends and no boobie stories and your out on vaca. Oh well - I'll be back.

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