Saturday, June 6, 2009

I'm gonna need comments for links please...

IN my haste to change my layout...I lost my blogroll widget.
While I can remember every single person on it, the web pages are not always the same as the people.
So if you're one of the people I read, and you have a moment, comment with some small thing like #3 or whatever so I can get your link.
I'll work on it tomorrow.

So why'd I change my profile picture?

Because I now have fifty million perverts wanting to chat with me on the webcam.

Great....

I don't even HAVE a webcam.

I know I said I wanted new followers a couple of posts ago, but I meant followers...not STALKERS!

I have a mad desire to say something inappropriate but I feel like I may be struck down by lightening if I do and then ALL the hair on my body will be tightly curled, not just the "meow meow meow" part.

And for those of you who are confused and upset at not seeing the alleged nude pictures of me...THERE WERE NO NUDE PICTURES!

For crying out loud...I'm crude and rude and talk about inappropriate stuff but I haven't even posted a picture of my cleavage.
Stop getting so worked up.
You didn't miss anything...I swear.

Remember the comment so I can relink you! Thanks!

32 comments:

  1. Hey, I like the new site. Do what ever you want to do. You'll get that list back up and running eventually. I will agree that the chick on the old website was.....um.....enticing.

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  2. Hi BG, I've noticed the blogosphere is slower on the weekends, and I have an idea for you.

    The blogs you follow are still on your profile page. To redo your blogroll, you might consider after logging in, on the dashboard layout set up your blogroll place & save.

    Then go and "view your blog" in another window then once you view your blog and you see the wrench tool at the new blank blog roll ssection, click that and add your blog roll. Resize your window smaller.

    Then right click "view my profile" but make sure you then click "in another window" (not tab). Now just have those two windows on your screen at the same time, resize them until they aren't touching. That way you can jump from one to the other without either of them closing. You can play around with them and their size and use the bottom and side sliders.

    Your profile page still shows all the blogs you follow. And you know most are easy to remember, like a a name or phrase dot blogspot dot com.

    If you roll your curor over the blog on the list it will show you in the lower left corner of the window what the url is. Then in the other window you can just quickly add them in there, once you've clicked the wrench tool under your blog roll section.

    I know that probably wasn't all of them, but that will give you a big jump start! A lot of typing maybe, but it still will be if people leave their url in comments for you.

    Or you might be able to even right click and open each blog in yet a 3rd window and just stop it from loading all the way, just long enough for you to cut and paste the url.

    Hope this helps!

    Feel free to copy and paste this comment on to notepad or word or works and then delete the comment. I know it's long! god, I sound like such a computer geek, but I'm not really! Email me if this doesn't make sense or anytime I can help, I will try.

    Your new look is great by the way! I look forward to seeing all the new changes!

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  3. I'm sorry your going through this sort of thing. What ever happened to not saying anything if you can't say something nice? If you want I'll get a webcam and you can send them my direction and I'll pose naked. If that doesn't scare the trolls off your site I don't know what will :)

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  4. Where's a good "meow, meow" when you need it? Sorry that a good portion of the web is now stalking you BG---maybe they'll eventually go away.

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  5. you better not have left me.... i'll find you.

    :)

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  6. add me! add me! :-)

    the cleavage shots can be found over at ETW's blog. ;-)
    but you knew that.

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  7. you don't burn the whole apple orchard for one bad apple.There is always one person that screws it up for everyone else,just to hell with x and comeback to your fun way of writing. I for one need to laugh more often and you always get that laughter going, do not change the way that you are because of some pin heads off handed comments. we love you and will stand with you against this b.s.

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  8. Thanks to this shitstorm, there will be no more cleavage shots on my blog either. In fact, I may shut the whole thing down.

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  9. Are we supposed to just leave a comment or do you need the actual link to the page.

    Mine is here:
    http://silvercreek78250.blogspot.com/

    BTW: I hope my Facebook friend request didn't come at the same time as all the perverts looking to web cam did. I still haven't figured out how one holds the camera, fondles himself and types into the computer at the same time. The who internet sex thing seems clunky.

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  10. Please don't change. I love you just as you are.

    Want to know why? You're funny, you're kind, and when you talk about 'molesting a man', it's in reference to your SPOUSE.

    I think that's pretty freakin' cool.

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  11. Warped MO Ron has a great idea. We could all start webacmming our naked selves here - and the self righteous troll would have an EXCELLENT reason to LEAVE. Have fun with the new design. John abuzz had some great ideas to make the process easier. Have a great day.

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  12. Don't let the bastards get you down, Tammie.

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  13. What the fuck is going on in the Blogger Family... You have your shit storm, I have mine, ETW is talking about quitting.

    We are stronger and closer than this!!!!! Please don't change a thing about yourself. Those of us who know and love you, love you just the way you are.

    If you want help answering the troll mail, let me know!

    The Dish

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  14. Does this mean no future cleavage shots, either? (kidding, but I'm never opposed)

    I wouldn't doubt if your new avatar gets propositioned, to. I never get propositioned to webcam, but then again, I have corduroy fetishists visiting my site, and I'd venture to say they're a shy crowd.

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  15. I don't want you to change either!!

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  16. Oy vey!
    What are we to do with you?
    Don't the stalkers know the difference between humor and desperation? Honestly, stalkers really should know better and go back to their corner or the internet and leave everyone else alone.

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  17. Ugh. I certainly hope you, or ETW, or anyone else I find funny/smart/silly/insightful/wicked cool do NOT shut down or go away or otherwise be driven from what they enjoy because some people can't grasp the concept of shutting the fuck up.

    Add me, please. :)

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  18. Well, I hope I didn't put my comment out there too much in haste. After having some coffee, I realize that after all that long help comment, BG probably realizes that and is like "duh!"

    The blogroll was longer than the blogs listed on the profile page, because that only shows the ones BG followed publicly!

    I hope BG is not pulling her hair out and thinking "oh great, now if I do that, it will be obvious which blogs I follow anonymously, since they don't show up on the profile page.

    I guess we ALL need to save BG any further embarrassment (but really BG, we all have blogs we follow anonymously and for different reasons).

    So, if you're a blog reader here, let's help her out and put a #3, then your blog's URL.

    She can quickly glance through all these comments and see all the #3's. I just didn't want to be the first one to list my url! Sorry if I made things more complicated!
    Do the full url, http://etc so that she can easily copy and paste!




    #3

    http://johnabuzz.blogspot.com

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  19. I've followed your blog for over a year (not including your 'vacation') and only was compelled to comment a few times.
    The open letter brings up a idea that needs to be explored. Why do I (or others) follow your blog out of all the blogs that are available?
    I follow yours because the writing is at times hilarious, sad, amusing,and at times arousing.
    I try to follow every day since the thought of missing a "nugget" of entertainment to brighten my day makes me sad.
    So if I have to wade through an update that includes bizarre sex or a WVSR music rambling or even a ETW musing on her children's school. It is a VERY small price to pay for the entertainment.

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  20. I have no idea if you ever followed me, but I read you as regularly as the other blogs in my bookmarks (having an office job made it much easier to keep up on a regular basis - now I go reading & writing once a week or less).

    The unedited BG is a treasure, but I understand doing what you have to do. I've changed my site 3x over the years, but still keep up with my close innernet friends.

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  21. I have been reading your blog for awhile but have only commented once or twice. I read it because it is well written, well thought out, the pictures are always dead on and give me a big laugh out loud most times. I also see a lot of both myself and my best friend in the writing (sometimes it's just nice to know I'm not totally insane and that there's others out there and you're not the only one thinking that way or who went through such and such). Keep it coming hun!!

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  22. Damn - I already miss the bathing beauty that wouldn't scroll off the page.

    One person can effect huge change. In this case, it's made you, who are so bold, yourself, honest, and hilarious, tuck back into a shell you were happy to leave behind. For this, I am angry. However, there is the fact that you are still you, which is a wonderful this to look forward to, once this all passes like the fart in a tornado it really is.

    Chin up, friend.

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  23. Malach is no pervert!

    http://rubbersuitstudios.com/dmdss/

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  24. I love how you were able to calmly shut down the ongoing comment shit-storm over at the original web page. That showed class and was probably appreciated by all.

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  25. Hey Tammie,
    don't let one idiot upset ya. You're on a public forum and you're bound to attract some wing nuts (statistically impossible NOT to, especially these days). Just be you, that's more than good enough.
    m.

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  26. Fine.

    here.

    Don't say I never did anything for you.

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  27. I like it! And the new profile pic. Wanna borrow my webcam? :P

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  28. #3

    I'm still in your Followers list, so you know where to find me. Sorry to hear you're having such a hassle.

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  29. I just read the previous post and am so glad you didn't decide to delete your blog.

    If those stalkers continue harassing you, link them to a live webcam of the Vatican.

    Screw the cleavage shots, I want one of your feet! ;o)

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  30. You're the best, babe!

    #3

    http://www.juanuhcisway.blogspot.com/

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  31. I'm 90% sure I'm in your followers... and if I'm not, I'm about to be. :-)

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  32. Don't forget me! I can't forget you, that's for damn sure.

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