I have been putting off a few things here in my blog world and today I am going to take care of that!
The weekend was interesting but I'm going to be a total bitch and make you wait for it until tomorrow...
In the meantime, I was nominated to do a MeMe by the one and only BuzzardBilly AND I had received an award from Attentive Aphorist that I hadn't taken care of yet.
The award was over a week ago and so now you know that I totally suck at the award thing...TOTALLY SUCK!
I actually felt pangs of guilt as I was sitting in the Wa-fuck-fuck-le house eating a waffle at one in the morning.
"FUCK! I forgot to take care of that award thing on my blog!"
Now how the hell am I supposed to enjoy my waffle when I'm stressing over something like that?
I just need to stop procrastinating.
Today will be the first day of my new non-procrastinating life...
Yeah...I know. I don't believe me either.
Meh...at least I'm going to take care of it now...
Ok...so we'll start with the MeMe thing first...
It begins like this...
"Your ship has sunk. You have, of course, been stranded on a deserted island. You have salvaged a copy of the King James Version of the Bible and a copy of the complete works of Shakespeare. Nothing else. “The very next day you find one of those Arabian Lamps in the sand. Of course, you rub it and, of course, a rather grumpy Genie appears. “‘Let’s get this straight - there is a recession going on. There are restrictions on the three wishes now. I don’t do water or air transport now so no boats, planes or magic carpets. As for electronics, forget it. There isn’t the infrastructure on this island. “‘I can let you have one book and I mean one VOLUME, one essential item and one luxury item. Now hurry up and make your choices, I have to get to those five other islands you are going nominate."
OK.
So there were SO many things that popped into my mind when I first read this. I despise tropical climates but as soon as I realized I could run naked all the time, I got over that.
After a couple minutes of consideration, I decided on the book I'd want...
Of course after deciding on the book, I figured that my necessity item would have to be a man.
The man would have to be able to stimulate me in every way. It's not like we could fuck 24/7 or anything so sometimes we'd have to talk. I don't want an ignorant fuck monster. I just want a smart, horny guy with a broad range of interests, who's a good kisser and has thick fingers. And I'm tired of talking about antiques and history or I'd take Mr.Man with me. I want to talk about other things sometimes when I'm not fucking, ok?
The luxury item would be a bed.
I'd want a soft bed to sleep in and fuck on and lie on...I like my bed. I see no reason why I shouldn't have a bed.
Ok.
So that was easier than I thought.
Now comes the hard part....trying to tag five people...
How about I just do eeney-meeney-miney-mo? Actually I'm going to tag a few of my followers to do this MeMe...
1.Thystle Says
2.Memphis Steve
3.Lisa
4.Susan
5.Dave
OK...so now on to the blog award but first...
~INTERMISSION~
(I have to have time to think dammit!)
There...the blond is real ok? Too much thought all at once is too much to process.
Ok...so now for the blog award part.
I hope doing both of these on the same blog doesn't confuse everyone else like it's confusing me...
Isn't it beautiful?
Along with the picture it states...
"These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers. Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.”
Yeah...so I got one and I'm sending it to the eight people below....
1.Inanna
2.Donutbuzz
3.Juanchis
4.Mlight
5.Trish
6.Barbara Jane
7.Rennrat
8.Brenda Love
Actually I think everyone on my blog roll and everyone that I follow are worthy of an award. I try to read everyone daily and if I don't have the time, I check at least every other day.
You should check them out if you find yourself with some extra time....
Tomorrow I will be back with the events of the weekend...
Getting tagged by a hot blonde woman is normally a good thing. I'm not sure about this time, though. I'll have to sit and thing about this while looking over nude photos of you that I found with help from Google. I didn't know you used to do porn.
ReplyDeleteThink! I meant to say 'think', not thing. These nude photos have more more distracted than I realized.
ReplyDeleteMy god, you want the impossible man.
ReplyDeleteBut, I guess magic is magic ;)
A blog award--suh-WEET! Thanks, Blonde Goddess. It's one of the two things that's better than fantasy baseball. 8)
ReplyDeleteI love your list. Simply excellent!
ReplyDeleteaww *blush* thanks hun . . . you're such a sweetie.
ReplyDeleteThe Kama Sutra, a dude, and a bed - why am I not surprised? LOL
A Bed?! Darn.. I focused a little to much on survival on my list, I should have thought bed....
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! on a much deserved award. I'll check out the ones I don't already know.
ReplyDeleteI am still drooling....give me a minute and I am sure I will be able to come up with something.
ReplyDeleteCONGRATS on your Award!!
(mumble, mumble) Oh, Hi!. Um... yeah, thanks for passing along the meme. I guess.
ReplyDeleteAnd congrats on the award.
I would never survive on a deserted island - I like my technology waaaay to much (and I mean all technology - even with batteries.)
ReplyDeleteYeah I'll do you except as you know - no butt play.
ReplyDeleteI should have thought you'd have the Kama Sutra memorized by now.
ReplyDeleteSurprise, surprise!
Hey thanks! And I'm tired from reading this damn thing.
ReplyDeleteI'll procrastinate alittle before I play my part.
Thanks again!
What are you supposed to eat on the deserted island?
ReplyDeleteThank you very much! It will take a while to figure this one out - though it's easier than the first meme.
ReplyDeleteYour blog posts always make me want to go and dance in the sheets with my husband! He Thanks You!
ReplyDeleteRaven
Awww shucks! Thanks for the award!! It's my first one too. I'm sorry it took me so long to come and pick it up but I just moved. Now things are back to normal I will be here every day, like before.
ReplyDeletexox