Cookie head, Boobie head and my imagination...

A big question a lot of people always ask me is this....
"Why are you so damn sexy and funny and personable?"


"It's a curse dahling."

OK...so they really don't ask that...
What the DO ask is this...

"Where do you find the pictures you use on your blog?"

Today, I, the Blonde Goddess will reveal my secret.

Yep...
Bet your glad you stopped by to read today, huh?

Let's begin by me telling you the thought process used to write this thing.
There really is none.


"Sure Blondie...like we're going to believe that."

I mean, I use things from my real life and when I get up in the morning, after having a mental breakdown trying to get the kids off to school, I come home and sit at my computer and start writing.
Honestly I don't know what I'm going to write about, it just happens.
Once I start writing, I get visuals in my head and I type in a visual keyword with a spin on it and do a google search.
Then I find a picture that will work with the caption I'm thinking of and post it.

It's really that simple.

There's no special place I go to get pictures...it's all Google and my imagination.

For example I'm thinking of a joke in my head about a porn star. So I do a Google search using the words, "cookie head"...(don't ask me why but that's what popped into my mind so I'm going with it...I'm very spontaneous here...)

I found this picture and I'll add the caption...


"Porn star Lucinda grew tired of her boyfriend's AIDS paranoia and reluctantly agreed to wear a head condom."


I found this little gem while Googling "boobie head"...


"Jessica was growing tired of the same lame pick up line she kept getting at the bars..."My what big teeth you have."

And here's another one I found while Googling "vintage woman"...


"Olivia was always popular in high school so she decided to use her special talent to jump start her career."

And there you have it.
Sorry about the post being so short and sweet but I only had a little time in between testing today.

Have a good weekend!