Nearly committed but not quite...thank god for my fingers!

My internet is BACK!
FIXED!

I almost lost my fucking mind without it...
Yes...I know that's hard to believe but it's so true.
Me....almost crazy.

Thank god my fingers helped calmed me down...if you get my drift.



I've literally worked them to the bone.

GOD IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!

Did anyone miss me?

That's right...shower me with love. I fucking deserve it after the past week.
I still don't have a washer and my house is a mess.

What's that?
Why didn't I clean it when I had no internet?
Because I was fucking busy, that's why!


You should all know I'm not the normal stay at home mommy type...

I was actually pretty busy.
There was the play to attend to.
And that kept me occupied.
I even took pictures of the stuff we made. I'll post them this week,just so you can see my talent...(yeah right.)

I did try to get on here and write something when the internet was "connected" (which was the damn problem..it wouldn't stay connected) and after attempting to post something several times and losing it because of the internet problems, I ran screaming through the house, naked, while pouring vodka down my throat.


"I bet smashing the computer with a brick will fix it."

I didn't think it was a good idea to risk getting that upset every day, so I waited for the internet guy to fix things.

I got an award in my absence....which I read about in the comments. Go check it out here...

Ok...so I know you're all going to be totally pissed off but I have a doctor's appointment and just so you know, Dr.Butt Pirate is going to have to deal with fuzzy legs because I chose to write in here instead of shave them for my violation...er...I mean...examination.


Pretty hairy huh?
Don't ever say I fucking didn't do anything for you, ok?
Dr. Butt Pirate may even forgo the ass swab on account of this.
I'd hate to waste a perfectly good opportunity to be sodomized at the doctor's office so you'd better hope the hairy legs don't ruin my jollies, got it?

Leave me some lovings in the comments and let me know what you were up to in my absence. I missed you! It's going to take me DAYS to get caught up on my blog reading!

P.S. I think someone should send me a laptop so this never happens again...I'm just saying...

I'll be back tomorrow...