My husband is a very white person. He is pale and doesn't tan easily. So I concocted this plan to tan him without his knowledge. He enjoys having lotion rubbed on him so I just bought some self tanner and voila', he has color.
Does he know about this?
Nope.
Does this make me a bad wife?
Nah.
"So what will you do if the self tanner turns him orange?", you ask...
He drinks carrot juice so I got that covered.
Yeah..that's right. I'm brilliant. Don't fear me though, I know how to stay real people..
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